Habriel and Mekanik Part 3

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"Snowdin, eh?" Habriel said. "Mekanik, Sans, Papyrus. Does that place make you cold to the bone?"

"NGHAAA!" Papyrus shouted. "ANOTHER SANS! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS ONE!"

"Oh come on, bro." Sans said. "You're smiling!"

"I KNOW AND I HATE IT!" Papyrus exclaimed.

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"Ha, nice one," Mekanik said, smiling.
"OH NO, NOT YOU TOO! I'M OUT OF HERE," Papyrus yelled, throwing up his hands and speeding ahead of them all.
"aw, c'mon paps," Sans mumbled.
"Hey, Papyrus! What about the tour?" Mekanik half-yelled.
"But Great Papyrus!" Frisk whined.
Papyrus promptly stopped, turned on his heels, and strode back to the others with a swish of his scarf.
"NYEH, FINE. BUT KEEP THE PUNS TO A MINIMUM."
"and paps? don't go too far a-skull of us, we might not be able to keep up."
"I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW."
Frisk and Mekanik were practically dying, trying to contain their laughter. They all continued their snowy walk.
"and don't roll your eyes too much either; all you'll have left are sockets."
Papyrus rolled his imaginary eyes, then smacked his face with a gloved hand. "OH MY GOODNESS."

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"Oh, come one Papyrus." Habriel said. "You know we all love you to death."

Papyrus didn't know how much more of this we can take. "We lava you very much, bro." Sans said. Papyrus' head stated shaking but suddenly, he smiled.

"I'M FULLY AWARE OF THAT, BROTHER." Papyrus said. "BUT THIS HUMOR IS GETTING TOO GRAVE! IT'S TOMB MUCH FOR ME!"

Sans paused and widened his eyes in shock. "Bro....did you just......." Papyrus turned around, smiled and made went on. "Oh man, I love him so much." Sans muttered.

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The group finally came upon the little town of Snowdin. Small flakes perpetually fell on this isolated yet cheery community, as monsters bustled to and fro.
"So, I'm guessing this is Snowdin?" Habriel asked Papyrus.
"YES, THIS IS SNOWDIN! AND WE SHOULD BE COMING UP TO OUR HOUSE SHORTLY." Habriel marveled at the architecture, and the volume of bunny monsters who lived there.

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"AND HERE WE ARE!" Papyrus said. "MY HOUSE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!"

"What are we gonna do?" Habriel asked.

"OH, I'M SURE I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING."

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Warm yellow light filled the windows of the snow-covered cabin. Papyrus swung open the door with a flourish, and gestured for the others to step inside.
"oh hey, lookit here, it's our pet rock."
"AND YOU NEGLECTED TO FEED HIM THIS MORNING AGAIN SANS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO DO THAT?!..." Frisk giggled as the skeletons argued over a stone sitting on the table in their living room. The tall skeleton promptly laid sprinkles atop the rock. Habriel raised an eyebrow and turned to Frisk. They shrugged, amused.

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"What's so funny, you two?" the rock said. "Never seen a pet rock before?" Habriel was nearly dumbfounded while Frisk gasped.

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Sans was speechless. "WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK? WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAID ANYTHING BEFORE?" Papyrus yelped in astonishment. Realization hit Frisk.
"Oh, you're one of those rock monsters like I met back in the Ruins!" they said.

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"Yeah, that's right!" the rock said. "And I'm gettin' pretty friggen tired of waking up to being covered in sprinkles!"

"Here that, bro?" Sans asked. "We don't have to feed him."

"YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO STOP, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?" Papyrus asked.

"Oh, really?" the rock asked. Suddenly, it jumped off the table and was sliding towards the tall skeleton. Sans rushed over and tried to pick it up. "No, let me at him!" the rock yelled. "I wanna sprinkle him with this stuff, see how he likes it."

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Mekanik stumbled over and picked up the rock monster.
"'Ey! What're ya doin' dat for, skinny?" the rock yelled at him. He placed him back onto the table away from the skelebros. Mekanik shrugged and hopped back over to the others, eager to keep his distance.
"Nice place you have here, fellas," he said, looking around.

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"Yeah well, we try to get by." Sans shrugged. "I'm getting a little hungry, who wants to go to Grllby's?"

"Grillby's?" Habriel asked.

"Oh, you'll like it." Sans said. "Its got great burgers, fries and ketchup."

"Sounds pretty good." Mekanik said scratching his head.

"WHY WASTE MONEY THERE?" Papyrus asked. "I CAN ALWAYS MAKE US SOME SPAGHETTI."

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Sans and Frisk looked at each other in hesitance.
"yeah, but bro, wouldn't you rather save your energy for the rest of the tour? and we're not going to stay here all day," he said, quickly sparing the two others of the dish.
"UM, BUT IF WE HAVE TIME COULD I MAKE SOME FOR THEM LATER?" the other asked, hopeful. Sans shrugged and inaudibly sighed.
"sure, if we got the time, you could knock yourself out." Frisk cringed at the thought of the cold, hard noodles covered in lukewarm sauce. Mekanik and Habriel continued to tour the home, as Sans flopped onto the green couch.

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Papyrus led them upstairs over to the door to his room. "AND THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THE HOUSE!" Papyrus said. "MY ROOM!" He quickly threw open the door and led Habriel and Mekanik inside.

"It's a lovely room." Habriel said. "You put a lot of effort into it."

"AH!" Papyrus gasped. "THE HUMAN NOTICED MY GREAT TASTE IN DECORATION! IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY GET SOME RECOGNITION. MY LAZY BROTHER DREW A CIRCLE ON SOME PAPER AND HUNG IT ON HIS WALL, HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU NEED TO PUT EFFORT INTO."

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Frisk waited outside the room, listening to the others marveling at the inside. Mekanik chuckled at the pirate flag hung on the back wall. Sans peeked in, fondly looking over at Papyrus' action figure collection.
"Whoa, you have Internet down here?" Habriel gasped, walking over to the computer in the corner.
"WHY YES, EXCEPT IT'S CALLED THE 'UNDERNET.' IT'S THE SAME AS YOURS ON THE SURFACE, BUT FOR THE UNDERGROUND."

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"How's it work exactly?" Habriel asked.

"I'M NOT SURE, HUMAN...." Papyrus said. "YOU'D HAVE TO ASK DR. ALPHYS ABOUT THAT."

"Wait a minute, do you guys also have video games?" Habriel asked. "I remember playing at arcades with my sister when I was a little kid."

"Yeah, we also have our own anime, to." Sans said as he entered the room.

"Really?" Habriel asked. "Which anime shows do you watch?"

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"well, i for one don't really watch that stuff kiddo, but i believe dr. alphys is a fan when it comes to those," Sans said, shrugging. Mekanik studied the odd collection of action figures on Papyrus' table.
"Hey Papyrus, what are these?"
"OH, THOSE ARE MY FIGURES TO PRACTICE STRATEGIES FOR BATTLE! THEY HAPPEN TO BE VERY PRACTICAL," Papyrus said confidently.
"Aren't those kids' toys?" Mekanik thought, but quickly stopped himself from saying, as he saw Sans in his peripherals.
"So... should we tour the rest of Snowdin?" Frisk asked, bouncing on their heels.

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"Sure." Habriel said. Sans got up and walked out of the door.

"Let's go to Grillby's." he said. "I'm out of ketchup."

"YOU KNOW THAT STUFF ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU BROTHER!" Papyrus said. "YOU REALLY NEED TO CUT BACK ON ALL THE JUNK FOOD."

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"hey, might 'swell fill a bag o' bones with a hunk o' junk, right? it could get some meat on these," Sans grinned while patting his rib cage. Papyrus groaned as usual and stepped quickly out of the room. The group eventually all made it down the stairs, and suited up to trek out in the cold once more. Frisk took in a long glance around the cheery house, then joined the others over the threshold. On his way out, Mekanik quickly looked over at the rock on the table and sidled through the doorway.

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"So what do you think of the Underground so far?" Frisk asked. Habriel looked down and smiled.

"It's lovely." he said. "Everyone's so nice. Much nicer than from where I came from."

"Where'd you come from?" Frisk asked.

"That's a story a little too dark and inappropriate for someone your age to hear..." Habriel said.

"It can't be that bad." Frisk said. "I've already seen Undyne and Alphys kiss, y'know."

"It's a little more than that..." Habriel said. "Maybe when your older...."

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Mekanik sighed. "Well, not everything down here is as peachy as Snowdin or the urban New Home..." he murmured. Frisk looked up in confusion.
"What do you mean? Does it have to do with...?" they asked, motioning to the top of their head. He nodded, looking askance. Sans walked over.
"hey pal, i know what ya mean. we do have our issues and areas where improvement is needed. sometimes monsters are worked to the bones." Papyrus did not satisfy him with a reaction this time.

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"And some humans....." Habriel added. "It might seem all fine and dandy, but the surface isn't as peachy as it's made out to be."

Sans turned around and looked at the boy, he was being serious. 'The kid's hiding something...' he thought. 'From the way he's described it, I don't think I wanna know.' They soon made it inside the inn, making their way over to the bar stools and getting comfortable as they take off all of their coats.

"What do you want, this time?" Grillby asked while drying a glass with a rag. "Burger, fries, ketchup?"

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"The usual, Grillby!" Frisk piped up, eagerly leaning on the sleek counter. Papyrus decided to wait right outside the door, but he constantly watched through the window.
"Hey, um what's your brother doing?" Habriel asked, pointing to the skeleton's face in the window.
"oh, gee, it looks like he wants to jump through it in case of emergencies." Habriel raised an eyebrow. "yeah, he does that. he's pretty cool, but he needs to realize that it's gonna cost us a lotta gold each time he does that."

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"Doesn't it hurt?" Habriel asked.

"DOESN'T WHAT HURT?" Papyrus asked the human, unaware of what he meant.

"Never mind...." Habriel said. He turned to Grillby. "I guess I'll take an order of fries...."

"And you?" Grillby asked, looking at Mekanik

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"Oh, well I'll take a burger, I guess," he said, taking a seat next to Frisk and Sans. Grillby then turned to the regular customer and adjusted his glasses.
"I'm guessing you want ketchup, right?"
"you know me too well, Grillbz."
"Alright, so two burgers, an order of fries, and a bottle of ketchup- comin' right up," the fire monster said as he turned to head into the kitchen.
The room was abuzz with chatter from various monsters occupying the other booths.

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"Bit of advice." Frisk said. "When Sans offers ketchup, just say no."

"Sure...." Habriel nodded his head, unaware of the little prank.

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"so uh, kid," Sans started, leaning back on his stool. "has flowey popped up lately?" Frisk turned and cleared their throat.
"No, at least not that I'm aware of. Why Sans?" they said puzzled.
"oh uh, i've heard a talking flower has been heckling passerby in waterfall. just wonderin' if the rumors held any water." They giggled at his pun.
Papyrus' muffled yelling could be heard from outside the establishment.

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The Waterfall?" Habriel asked.

"Oh, its a great place!" Mekanik said. "It's got glow in the dark plants and echo flowers and it's where Undyne lives!"

"Undyne?" Habriel asked. "Who's Undyne?"